Dorothy Parker once said: "There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."
Tuesday, February 25, 2003
Tuesday This or That
1. Holland or Netherlands? Holland
2. Emu or Ostrich? Emu but Blue Stuff doesn't work for me
3. Biff or Happy? Happy
4. Quincy or Braintree? huh?
5. Cassius Clay or Muhammad Ali? are they boxers are something?
6. Instanbul or Constantinople? Istanbul
7. Pig or Swine? Pig
8. Barf or Puke? Oh please
9. Potatoes or Spuds? Potatoes
10. Squeeze Box or Accordion? Not since I was a teenager
Hey - what can I say - it was the first thing that came to mind.
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