Today’s News Flashes

Wednesday Wonder Exercise

(All words taken from today’s edition of the Contra Costa Times)

Try to look on the bright side when times may seem dark …

Do you wanna, um dance? There are teenagers dancing in real time, while their teachers have been accused of cheating.

Van pool driver sells space and curbs cost while a truck drives into aqueduct killing 4 (how does a truck drive?)

Snow urged congress to raise the debt ceiling while the snow weary now have to worry about risk of flood

Here’s a chart that lets you calculate your cat’s human age Cat years=human years: 1=15; 2=24; 3=28; 4=32; 5=36; 6=40; 7=44; 8=48; 9=52; 10=56; 15=78; 16=81.6; 17=85.2; 18=88.8; 19=92.4; 20=96. Dog lovers are upset over new Nike shoe ad.

Some kids are hoping to sell cookies to save Danville’s aging and unstable Diablo Road oak tree. Meanwhile a juvenile was arrested in a vandalism spree.

A big burger just got better and the Beef industry courts young vegetarian

Dial in to politics on local radio stations while prepping for terror attack

The weather couldn’t be nicer and a crack of baseball heralds spring.
I’m signing off on the bright side.