Where Is Wanda?

I was asked today if perhaps Wanda had lost her last life since she hasn't appeared in Wittbits since Christmas. The truth is Wanda has developed some rather disturbing habits. So disturbing that if I were to publicly admit them, I'd be forced follow through on that last life threat. But alas, the truth must come out. I am a doormat wimp who allows Wanda to shred hats and boas, rip through my morning newspaper, streak across my face at 4am, and use the carpet outside her litter box as butt wipes. I just can't face the ultimate demise of Wanda. She remains alive and well. The proof is here... Notice, I even tolerate her wearing my freshly laundered panties.